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June 11 2015

lordtrash:

Me: What time does the bus come?
Bus company: it’s a surprise :)

so hey when someone asks you not to touch them

lemonteaflower:

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do something like this

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NOT THIS

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Draco Malfoy + textposts

gothamsnexttoprobin:

tittily:

whenever im sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping

that.. that helps.

~The Signs & Obscure Words~

glittertomb:

Aries~ onism (n.) ~ the frustration of being stuck in just one body that inhabits only one place at a time; possessing the ability to live many unique lives, but limited to this one.

Taurus~ pauciloquent (adj.) ~ one who utters few words but offers great depths; divulging the essence of one’s thoughts without superfluous speech.

Gemini~ cosmogyral (adj.) ~ whirling around the universe; spiraling through the galaxies in a playful freefall.

Cancer~ quaintrelle (n.) ~ one who emphasizes a life of passion, expressed through personal style, leisurely pastimes, charm, and cultivation of life’s pleasures.

Leo~ coruscate (v.) ~ to reflect brilliantly; to sparkle, glimmer, or gleam; to have a flashy or showy technique or style.

Virgo~ autocthon (n.) ~ a person indigenous to a particular region, traditionally supposed to have been born out of the earth. Hence more generally: an indigenous person; an earliest known inhabitant.

Libra~ aesthete (n.) ~ a person with a special appreciation for art, beauty, & aesthetics; who takes time to set and enjoy a particular mood.

Scorpio~ opia (n.) ~ the intensity of looking someone in the eye who is staring straight back into you, their eyes glittering and bottomless, which can leave you feeling vulnerable.

Sagittarius~ degrassé (adj.) ~ simultaneously entranced and unsettled by the vastness of the universe, causing a desire for both reverence and wanderlust.

Capricorn~ sprezzatura (n.) ~ the ability to make one’s actions seem effortless, to carefully and cleverly hide suffering, to disguise one’s true desire, feeling, or meaning, either to help others or protect oneself.

Aquarius~ ambeddo (n.) ~ a melancholic trance in which you become absorbed in sensory details— clouds of cream swirling in your coffee, drops of dew on the window— reawakening awareness of the haunting, ephemeral beauty of life.

Pisces~ nefelibata (n.) ~ “cloudwalker”; one who lives in the clouds of their own imagination or dreams, or one who does not obey the conventions of art, literature, or society.

bigbang-hateblog:

YES bigbang WON mcountdown but if u LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH u can see teh ILLUMINATI TRIANGLE on d gragon’s NIPPLE all u gotta do is SQUINT YOUR EYES UNTIL THEY’RE ACTUALLY CLOSED and there u have it; BIGBANG=ILLUMINATI

CONFIRMED

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onegirlinalltheworld:

“I’m one of the worst drivers I’ve ever seen. And I just want you all to know that if you’re ever on the highway behind me, uh… I hear you honking, and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.”

buckwildbarrelracer:

seeminglycaptivating:

A little tip for parents with children in school (or for children in school to show their parents)

My mom gave me and my sister two days every semester that she called “mental health days.”

Those were days, that for ANY reason, and without having to tell my mom the reason, we could skip the day of school. We’d just tell her we were taking a mental health day and she’d call the school and let them know we were not coming in. 

#1 This helped keep our grades up by lowering our stress levels. I never got a C in any grade school class. The majority of my classes I received A’s. I also took 4 AP classes and they were not weighted. Trust me, it made a difference.

#2 I never felt the need to skip school. I knew if I ever wanted to or needed to my mom would help me. 

Your kids are young and need time to recover. They need some days where they can do nothing but stay in bed for no reason. They need their own space where their privacy is respected. It will make a huge difference.

Will do this when I have kids

17caratwoozi:

Vernon: *pulls some pieces of paper out of a hat*
Vernon: yeah Pull up on yo wacks with a Mac fully loaded ah

what is going on what is this

GETCHA, GETCHA, GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME

hukuwa:

joodal:

when your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the cards 

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titachi:

‘’bi people can pass off as straight irl it’s why they’re fake’’ they don’t pass off as anything you’re just assuming they’re straight. you are assuming their default is straight. you are being heteronormative. shut up and get your obvious biphobia away

straighthater:

my favorite thing in the world is when people are like “I’ve seen multiple crime shows I KNOW how to kill you and make it look like an accident” like bro the shows are about solving the crime, do you realize the ongoing theme of the crimes being solved

How popular do I have to become for people to just buy me things and how long will it take to reach that level of popularity

When you drop your favorite stuffed animal off the bed in the middle of the night:

jack-the-lion:

jack-the-lion:

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In about four days of existing this post has gained more notes than I have followers. There have been some pretty interesting tags and comments so far:

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My favorite thing, though, is people including the names of their stuffed animals:

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soft-communism:

targents:

an actual sentence from an actual paper im turning in

❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

irenigg:

there is literally no noise in my head no inner monologue no thoughts just the sound of chips being eaten all day

wittlejeh:

Dongwoo: “What is ‘besa me’?”
Fan: “Kiss me.”
Dongwoo: *cutely runs away giggling awwwww*

© goodlifewithu

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agentscllys:

In the which the official Star Wars Facebook page tells a OT purist to STFU

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